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Pawstrology: Here's What Your Pet's Zodiac Sign Says About Him

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    Aries (March 21 – April 20)

    Cat - ARIES

    This fire sign has boundless energy and make for very passionate pets. If they want something, they are determined to get it–and they aren't afraid to work for it. The competitive nature of the Aries is obvious to all that they meet, as well as a streak of impatience. But don't let that tough exterior fool you, Aries are highly sensitive beings, they're just afraid to show their softer side sometimes.

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    Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

    Cat - TAURUS

    A bull is the ruler of Taurus, and this may mean your pet with this sign is headstrong. They are known for being compassionate, and there may be a chill streak in them that likes to loaf around. A Taurus pet may prefer a snuggle session with you on the couch over playtime. But be careful, they might be a lovebug, but they certainly have a stubborn nature about them that can get them into trouble sometimes.

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    Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

    Cat - GEMINI

    The Gemini pet is a chatterbox! Bark or meow, they have lots to say. Pets who fall under this air sign are playful and creative. Their gregarious nature make them a joy to be around, but sometimes they may have a hard time being serious and this may lead to difficulty when it comes to training. This sign is full of curiosity and can make for a mischievous pet at times.

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    Cancer (June 22 – July 23)

    Cat - CANCER

    If your pet is moody and unpredictable at times, well, you can see why now! Your Cancer pet can be very attached at times and their sensitive nature can make them a bit shy towards others. You may find that these loyal and "velcro" pets prefer time with you at home and don't do well in your absence. But know that you as their owner is what makes their world go round.

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    Leo (July 24 – August 23)

    Cat - LEO

    This lion sign is confident, but at times they may be a bit egocentric. Know that it comes from a good place, and really, all they want is your approval. Generally nice and easy to deal with, you do not want to get on their bad side! Above all, a Leo is fiercely loyal to those that they love.

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    Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

    Cat - VIRGO

    Your Virgo pet is spick and span and likes things to be in order. Changes to their routine might be unnerving to them, so be mindful of this. As long as you keep things on a schedule, you'll find that you have an easy-going and pleasant Virgo pet in your life. If you ever feel like your Virgo pet is standoffish, know that they sometimes have difficulty showing affection to those that they care about most.

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    Libra (September 24 – October 23)

    Cat - LIBRA

    Not only is your Libra pet a social butterfly, they are quite persuasive when it comes to something that they have their sights set on! This even-tempered sign is easy to get along with and their feathers don't get ruffled easily. Your Libra pet is great at sensing energy, so if something seems amiss, they'll be sure to let you know.

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    Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

    Cat - SCORPIO

    Your water sign pet may seem like a bit of an enigma at times. While they are typically independent, they are also needy at times and can leave you guessing at what's going on in that mind of theirs. A Scorpio pet is highly intelligent and observant, and sometimes might seem disengaged. The Scorpio pet is loyal like no other, and you might find that they have difficulty getting along with other pets.

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    Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)


    If you have a Sagittarius pet you will find that they are noble, strong and crave freedom. These are the types that enjoy the outdoors and the sunlight. Their naturally restless nature can occasionally get them into trouble at times when their mischievousness gets the best of them. This is a pet who is fearless and will amaze you with their many talents.

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    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)


    Your Capricorn pet is tedious, hard-working and prefers spending time indoors keeping their minds busy. This goat sign pet is not demanding by nature, and often moves about at a slower pace. They are not lazy by any means, they just prefer to remain structured, balanced, and focused.

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    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    Cat - AQUARIUS

    The Aquarius pet is often eccentric and skittish my nature. They are not always sure of themselves, so you must praise them so that they can feel valued and accepted. Their quirky nature is one of their most endearing qualities, and you must remember to always treat them with kindness for they are extremely sensitive beings.

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    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Cat - PISCES

    Your Pisces pet may be hard to read at times, and you may often find them pacing about your home. They are gentle by nature and quite affectionate with others. You will find that these pets have an acute sense for reading your moods and feeding off your energy. This is a pet that bonds easily, with both humans and other animals.


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