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17 Extra Weird Tinder Profiles To Satisfy Your Guilty Pleasure

These didn't fail to leave us highly amused. Although some of them seem so bad that they must be real, we will never know for sure. Tinder can be mysterious like that. Either way, they definitely deserve serious consideration on the right swipe for the effort put forth. 

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    picture girl with three chicks on her shoulders Janey, 19 21 kilometers away Active 2 days ago About Janey The asian for any occasion. Msg if you play pokemon. I enjoy eating and sleeping.
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    picture guy holding chicken Mitchel, 26 About Mitchel hi Im funny a sh't im me. Always, I freakin love mayonnaise. On fries AND sandwiches. mmmmm a nice club sandwich with mayo... And also celery is amazing
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    picture guy wearing headphones - Edit Info Henry, 22 Jimmy John's Spokane Falls Community College University of Washington less than a mile away I hope you like alpha males because I'm your guy. That's right, I'm the whole package. 'll defend your honor in public, won't take shit from waiters, and I'll even get you pregnant, leave, and then come back to eat the child.
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    picture guy with long hair heart shaved into chest Hue, 25 About Hue Ladies come rushin on in. I play for the LA dodgers and I'm a single mom.
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    picture girl I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me. N& X V
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    picture guy in wheel chair Nick, 23 University of Florida You never have to worry about me walking out on you. UF Computer Engineering senior X
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    picture steve from stranger things Steve, 18 High School Student Looking for love after my life got turned upside down. 5'11" but 6'3" with the hair. My kids are everything to me.
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    picture guy from american psycho having sex Edit less than a mile away active just now Kirk, 31 About Kirk This is pretty much what I look like having sex. Friends (153)
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    picture family that looks like republicans Samantha, 30 9 miles away Active 23 hours ago Married 1 kid 1 marriage 1 xtrerra 2 subaru's 1 being a svx that blew up in the rearend while driving really it did and a nice boat that has never touched water LOL!!!
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    police picture girl with black eye POLICE DEPT MADISON WI 72136 12-20-10 Annabelle, 24 53 miles away Active 1 week ago About Annabelle Shit, l'd date me.
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    picture girl short hair dirty face meggie Recently single, baby on the way. If your into girls who look like dudes and cry a lot, hmu.
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    picture guy with mustache holding axe in front of american flag Active 3 hours ago About Max I've never been with a white girl before. I played trumpet in grades 5 and 6
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    picture girl red hair eating whole apple About Brandon My dumbass parents gave me a boys name, but call me Apples. I can fit an entire apple in my mouth what more do you need to know. Oh and my favorite letter is D
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    picture girl tube in nose Leah, 20 University of Guelph 3 km away I'm dying so you don't have to worry about a long term commitment RECO X LEAH ND
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    guy taking selfie ALI Marco, 18 45 kilometers away Getting lost in the super market as a child was scarring, mama would call out my name and everyone would call out Polo, drowning out my pleas for help.
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    picture guy in viking outfit next to horse Ryan, 30 Moments 3 miles away Active 2 minutes from now About Ryan Team Leader Party Starter (also see: bacon enthusiast, beard grower, semi-professional high fiver) I'm 6'3" and will put you on my shoulders at concerts and in swimming pools. Comedy
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    picture guy smoking outside James, 33 8 miles away Active 9 minutes ago About James T like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.
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