Dear 'Muricans, Please kill yourselves. On second thought, don't. We won't have anyone to laugh at. Sincerely, Cheezburger

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32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 2

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Man lives in his sister's house cheaply for 15 years, refuses to leave after being given a 1-year notice: 'I had no choice but apply for a court order to evict them' 5

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And you worship its every move 1

Tech support is disappointed 2

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Potholes 6