A Drunken Teen Goes an His Chainsaw Flowerpot Rampage
From the Queensland Times:
It will be alleged the man – who was wearing a flower pot over his head in an attempt to conceal his identity – entered the store about 4.30am on Monday, while two staff members were cleaning a coffee machine. Wielding a chainsaw which was running at the time, the man lunged at the store attendants, who retreated into a back room. Police allege the man then used the chainsaw to damage a window and several display racks in the shop, before exposing his buttocks to the store attendants. He is accused of damaging a parked vehicle upon fleeing the scene.