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Here's Something Every Single Person Can Relate To, Terrible Jokes People Make About Their Names (14 Tweets)

All of us have to deal with it. Some deal with it more than others. Let's take a moment to think about all the Alexas in the world who are being constantly talked to as if they were a machine. May you find the strength to get through this. 

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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Alexa." "Like the Amazon thing?" "Yes. Like the Amazon thing." five seconds later* "Alexa, what's the weather today?" (every. time.)
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Reagan" "Oh like the President?" "No" "What's the name of your podcast?" "Reaganomics" "Oh...like..." "...Fuck you."
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Monica." "Like Monica from Friends?" "Yes. Yes exactly."
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Sophie" "Aw Sophia is such a pretty name!" "Yeah but my name is Sophie, not Sophia" "Oh okay"
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Yoshi." 11 "Like the green turtle?" "It's a dinosaur/frog....but...yes." "Where's Mario?! Hahahahahah"
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Speedy" "Why, something?" are you fast or "Nah, it's literally just my real last name"
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    twitter post "What's your name?" II "Ryan." II "Bryan?" "Yes.
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    twitter post "What's your name?" II "Adam." "Hey Adam, where's Eve?" . will end you old man
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Joy." II *IMMEDIATELY breaks into singing Joy to the World* (So you've heard of me....)
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Staci." "immediately begins singing "Stacy's Mom* Sings along*
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Ruben" "What, like the sandwich?" "... sure"
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    twitter post "what's your name?" "helen." "oh that's such an old name! you don't hear that very often!"
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "April." "Oh! Like the month!" "Sure." 11 "April Showers bring May Flowers!" "Ma'am. I'm 48 years old. How many timess do you think I've heard that one?"
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    twitter post "What's your name?" "Akilah." "Oo! Like Akeelah and the Bee!" "Yes." "I bet you get that a lot." "Yes. But it's the first time today so thank you."
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