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The Difference Between Being In Your 20's And 30's Is As Different As Night And Day (22 Tweets)

That is, according to these following tweets! What do you think? Agree or disagree? 

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    twitter post Welcome to your 30s. You have a favorite reusable shopping bag now.
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    twitter post Everyone's right: hangovers take on a whole new dimension in your 30s. Mine even has its own career, partner and children; its name is Greg.
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    twitter post In your thirties New Year's Eve gets good again because you stop ruining your life trying to have a year's worth of fun in eight hours.
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    twitter post I only did yoga yesterday and tonight my hurt and my back aches. Is this what your thirties is; just an endless parade of hurt?
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    twitter post i have watched the season premieres of four reality shows this week. feeling really good about my thirties.
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    twitter post Being single in your thirties is swooning over the guy at the grocery with flowers and toilet paper in his basket
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    twitter post Welcome to your 30s, when tupperware excites you as much as sex toys used to.
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    twitter post In your 20s Sundays are for recovering from hangovers. In your 30s they are for recovering from IKEA.
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    twitter post Your 20s: "no regrets, no looking back!" Your 30s: "my lower back!"
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    twitter post Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun
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    twitter post Getting drunk at a mixed gender baby shower is spring break for people in their thirties
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    twitter post DRINKING AT 25: Hell yeah let's go out all night and go straight to work DRINKING AT 35: Dear diary, I had a beer last month. I've had a hangover for two fortnight. I fear this is the end
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    twitter post Me, in my 20s: "No diggity! No doubt!" Me, in my 30s: "Yes diggity. Yes doubt."
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    twitter post Yelling at your party guests in your 20s: "YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THAT PUKE OR THE LANDLORD IS GOING TO FLIP!" Yelling at your party guests in your 30s: "STOP CLEANING THE DISHES, TONY! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER. GO HAVE FUN, YOU CONSIDERATE ASSHOLE."
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    twitter post When you're in your thirties, "being mature for your age" means you've started waiting patiently for death
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    twitter post Friday in my 20s- Lets go to the bar. Friday in my mid-30s- hey! Look, a new Dateline is on
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    twitter post Teens: I'll never die! Twenties: I almost died like 5 times last night lol Thirties: I pray for death to release me from this damaged vessel
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    twitter post Being spontaneous in your late thirties sometimes means going to a different grocery store than your usual chain and immediately regretting it.
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    twitter post Music during sex... in your 20s: hot and romantic to get them in the mood in your 30s: loud enough so they can't hear your bones cracking
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    twitter post on a Friday night Me in my 20s: You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs. I'm into having sex; ain't into making love. So come give me a hug if you're into gettin' rubbed Me in my 30s: You can find me in a Costco.
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    twitter post My 20s: *drinks all the drinks, does all the drugs, has all the sex My 30s: "sits on the couch until it's no longer too early to go to bed
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    twitter post Everyone's right: hangovers take on a whole new dimension in your 30s. Mine even has its own career, partner and children; its name is Greg.
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