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British People Roasting America On Tumblr Is The Funniest Thing You'll Read Today

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    Text - amejizutoproductions The Joys of Parenting America: For the last time Dad, I'm the United States! I'm not a colony anymore, I'm grown up! Britain: Just last year you couldn't elect an official America: ... Yeah, so? Canada: Hey Dad can I have my independence? Britain: Yes, Canada, go make your old man proud America: WHAT WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE HIS Britain: Because he's not a little shit, that's why.
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    Text - berserkerbaby i still can't believe americans don't call car parks car parks wtf whine craft is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars assbutt-from-gallifrey NO IT'S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR Source: missazabi
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    Text - Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously fingersareoptional: perksofbeingademigodtribute: Jeopardy Review Games Kickball Spirit Week this post is so american I don't even know what half of these things are
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    Text - randomthingieshere HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!? yourlocalpsychopath so i reblogged this from a british person and i've been Taughing at their tags for 600 years #COLD TEA?? #america WHAT ARE YOU DOING #OUTRAGE
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    Text - bucklebury-finn dude-you-smell-like-a-toilet Follow renfamous: British Kitchen Nightmares: "The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting." American Kitchen Nightmares: "YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE'S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD." Source: renfamous 258,132 notes
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    Text - snorlaxatives do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal in america is everyone ignorant it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts When Americans talk about the day they declared independence from Great Britain, the don't say the actual date the American way (July 4th), they say it the British way (4th of July) themathmusician WHAT THE
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    Text - yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don't have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said "well how do you make your tea, then?" and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her hand over her heart and sat down in shock
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    Text - daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink daisyfairy: you learnt the word "miscellaneous" from the sims and don't even lie No, 1 learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned; English class. GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH the best arguments start with "GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE" god bless the brits
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    Text - sadhoneybadger: whiteboyfriend: mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that fuck you it is a toastie made from slightly toasted bread filled with cheese and when you eat it you feel all *toasty inside you do not feel "grilled* inside fuck you
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    Text - justadashofsarcasm: probablyasexoffender i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren't there any fucking u's in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up I think you just summed up every British persons thoughts about America in one long sentence
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