"Hey Telstra! It's me again, thanks so much for a night off work thanks to no Broadband connection still. Now.... What's a girl to do with a night off...? I know, Kitty Smalls and I are breaking out the good vino!"
"We're flying Telstra Air tonight! Well.... technically we're not flying Telstra Air tonight, cos you know, no interwebs. However, we continue to make the most of this no-connection debacle and we've made our own version of Telstra Air."