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Girl Comes Clean About Farting and Dashing During Tinder Date

"It wasn't my fart, I swear." One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him. His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."

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    Text - oooo Verizon 7:11 PM 42% rochester.craigslist.org It wasn't my fart, I swear. - m4w (Rochester) I met you on Tinder and we went out on a date, but I don't think things went well You said you had to go to the bathroom but you never came back. Is it something I did? While I was waiting I went on Tinder and saw that you unmatched me, and now I have no other way to contact you. I feel really confused. Is it something I said? Something I did? I saw your eyes light up at me when you first walke
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    Text - 42% 7:11 PM oooo Verizon rochester.craigslist.org I feel really confused. Is it something I said? Something I did? I saw your eyes light up at me when you first walked in the bar. I saw you smiling. Saw the way you were eyeing my crotch when I stood up. But I don't understand. Why did you leave? I'll admit, there was a persistent lingering fart smell where we were sitting in Stout, but I swear, it wasn't me. Is that why you left me? Why you got a man's hopes up and crushed his soul? All b
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    Text - oooo Verizon 7:11 PM 42% rochester.craigslist.org ?) Posted: about 19 hours ago reply prohibited next prev Re: shart and come clean - w4m I had to leave our date and I'm so sorry. I tried my best to conceal it. Pinching my buttocks tightly while stepping so carefully with my 4" heels. Breathing every third breath to stop the turbulent pressure dynamic within. You see, I decided to take some dietetics and fat pills to loose some water weight for our big night well. It really loosened me up
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