Entitled roommate blames $12 internet bill increase on other tenants having too many tabs open and using Google too much: 'This man genuinely believed the wifi company charges per Google search like some kind of data utility meter'

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  • "My roommate thought our wifi bill went up because we were 'using too much Google'"

    Let's call my roommate Kevin. Living with Kevin has honestly felt like a social experiment no one approved. I knew he was a little... off... when we first moved in, but I didn't realize how deep it went until the Great wifi Incident of last month.
  • So our internet bill went up by like $12. It was annoying, but not the end of the world. I assumed the company raised rates like they always do. But Kevin? No.
  • Kevin storms into the living room holding the bill like we had committed a crime.
  • He goes, dead serious, "Which one of you keeps using too much Google? They're charging us extra."
  • I thought he was joking. I laughed, big mistake. He doubled down and starts listing "internet- heavy activities" he's noticed:
  • - me watching YouTube while cooking - our other roommate playing Spotify
  • - someone downloading a big PDF that one time He even said, "And you guys always have so many tabs open, that stuff adds up."
  • This man genuinely believed the wifi company charges per Google search like some kind of data utility meter. He kept saying, "We need to limit our browsing. No unnecessary internet after 8 pm." I swear I almost passed out trying not to laugh.
  • The funniest part? Kevin watches 4K anime every night and streams games until 3 am, but somehow we were the problem.
  • When we explained how internet plans actually work, he got defensive and said the companies "change the prices based on vibe levels." I still don't know what that means.
  • Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to actually budget like an adult, track spending, build my credit back up. But Kevin? Kevin thinks the wifi bill is basically a mood ring. I honestly don't know how he's survived this long.
  • A group of young friends sit around a laptop inside an apartment.
  • raspberryleper Classic Kevin
  • BeetrixGaming There are currently two comments here. One says to have a reasonable conversation. The other says to run. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion is to hold a party and burn the router at the stake.
  • Hopeful_Ad_7719 . No unnecessary internet after 8 pm. Sound like someone needs to start unplugging the router st 8:00.
  • Difficult Armadillo... I am equally terrified that you call your internet connection 'wifi' and your ISP 'wifi provider'.
  • Greedy_Nature_3... you use more than a gallon of Google a day they charge extra. Duh.
  • AffectionateDrag... The generational divide of calling internet service wifi.
  • PanAmFlyer I had to delete some files on my laptop because it was getting too heavy.

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