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31 Random Memes That'll Tickle Your Fancy

Hey y'all. It's Tuesday, the absolute worst day of the week. You've already been jailed in your sad job for almost two days and the weekend is barely a glimmer of hope far in the distance. You need relief and you need it fast. That's where these absolutely dumb memes and tweets come in. 

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    Text - Interviewer: it says here you're extremely fast at maths, what's 30x17? Me: 47 Interviewer: that's not even close Me: yeah but it was quick
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    Text - Kid: Mom, what's dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap Kid: Mom! I'm blind. Mom: Exactly. 1:08 PM 03 Mar 19
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    Zombie - Unvaccinated kids after climbing out of the ball pit.
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    Text - umami skeleton @Merman_Melville 1870: Man: My wife, whom had 4 babies and 0 orgasms this year, and is not allowed to vote, cries a lot Doctor: Obviously she is insane.
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    Text - Are you ready? Doing make up, wait You don't need make up honey Aww, really?? You ed plasti Surgery DESTRUCTION 100 SPEECH 100 OOF 100
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    Cartoon - you'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN T SON, EVERYONE CAN READ MINDS @DogmoDog
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    Text - Sarsaprilla @breeboyce40 When u find ur ex on tinder anddd Adrian, 21 U.S. Army Brianna, 20 Southwestern Oklahoma State University
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    Text - joe heenan @joeheenan Last year I had an idea for a TV show. I finished writing it a couple of weeks ago & I've just received this email from Netflix. Never give up on your dreams Dear Joe, Thank you for the treatment you sent us regarding your idea for a new show. It was very detailed & the crayon drawings were a nice touch but an ex FBI agent who solves mysteries by using his magical penis is not something we would be interested in making. Never contact us again. P.S I get that his name
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    Text - Brown Devil @papichulo Since women know everything, what y'all want to eat? 2/2/17, 9:09 PM 431 RETWEETS 294 LIKES
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    Text - elv @_ElvishPresley judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth me: no judge: [covers mic] what do I do 11/7/18, 22:04
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    Text - Dan @ehdannyboy ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or 3/28/16, 5:08 PM
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    Product - "The Ad said you were looking for squirter" singing-ovaries: I JUST SPIT CUT MY DRINK
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    Cartoon - HEY! COMING THAVE PLANS TO DRINKS TONIGHT? AH CAN'T FRANDO WITH LARRY! PARTY TONIGHT! YOU COMING I'M SEEING LARRY TONIGHT oo0o! HEY NEIGHBOR! BIG PLANS TONIGHT? LARRY! HANGING OUT WITH LARRY! NICE! M-PATRINOS/BUZZFEED
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    Text - Jade Hayden @JadeHayden I needed this so much today Dublin Bus @dublinbusnews matthew mulligan @mattuna Replying to @_mattuna Hi @dublinbusnews my three Hi Matthew, we have rang around year old wanted to know how you to a few of the depots and we can decide which buses get to sleep inside the depot garage and confirm that all buses are loved equally and take turns sleeping which have to sleep out in the inside the warm depot. Those yard sleeping outside are given cocoa 06/01/2018, 01:07 t
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    Stock photography - Someone give her an Oscar
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    Text - RM @dorsalstream DEMON: How much longer are we going to let him do that? SATAN: [rubbing the bridge of his nose] Just.. just give him a minute ME: [still pushing on the gates to Hell that are clearly labeled Pull] 20/12/2017, 16:55 3,229 Retweets 6,579 Likes
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    Cartoon - Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: 488 [Screams
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    Text - Nik @AmoNickk remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere
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    Face - CREATE n endless variety of dishes with easy-to-use preset functions TARGET P. O DPC-ITEM STYLE CASE PA MADE CARTON DI L: 48.8cm W 39724 BLACK FCKE REAR istribución uniforme
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    Cartoon - (He like it Enjoy babg T
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    Cartoon - When you're trying to be miserable and you're around someone who's ruining the mood with positivity.
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    Hand - [hacker voice] I'm in
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    Photo caption - Mom:Opens 734 tabs and 486 programs Computer: "runs slowly* Mom: Videogames
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    Cartoon - Somebody help!! Water, please! Please don't die!! As Cronicas de Wesley GLUPGI UGPGL thx man... c'mon man wake up! HHH!!! AAAAH
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    Text - James @APowerfulMagnet watching the Lion Kingl ME: I've never seen this before. WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready. ME: I hardly think I'm going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen. 11:04 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter for Android
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    Face - Women Communication is key Men: What's wrong? Women nothing. Goodnight
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    Text - andrew @AndrewChamings *trying the ol' yawn/reach-around- the-shoulder trick* other guy at urinal: hey
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    Motor vehicle - When your helping dad fix the car to learn but all you learned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at
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    Traffic sign - when you trying to watch netflix and she pulls a titty out STOP Hoodclips.com
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    Text - Alex Watt @AlexanderWatt Take a shower??? Oh... do you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE??? No thanks. 10:17 PM 20 Jun 17 1,001 Retweets 3,019 Likes
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    Cartoon - When life suddenly starts going too well
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