31 Memes That Sweeten the Deal

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  • 01

    He Appreciated The Little Things

    mindy @mindyisser took our kid to see the nutcracker tonight. asked him his favorite part. he said "taking the subway" Imao
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    2139 We need a slur for people who use chatgpt for everything
  • 03

    Not A Crumb To Be Seen

    Can't hear myself think, but at least the carpet is clean
  • 04
    NASA ++ Star Stuff++ BLM @Rachel Tortorici Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons 10:44 AM 9/18/20 Twitter for iPhone
  • 05

    The Cards Must Be Wrong

    girl, YOU are the problem shuffle that shit again
  • 06
    if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day
  • 07

    Eye Spy

    Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.
  • 08
    matt @nosourceofhoney we are the grand daughters of the grandmas your reindeer couldn't run over
  • 09

    Multitalented

    WHEN PEOPLE ASK HOW I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SO MANY DIFFERENT TOPICS I've quit more things than you've started.
  • 10
    When your dog is loud but a good boy SORRY FOR BARKING
  • 11

    Limber Like Never Before

    Losing it @prophethusband After I've f ed up my back: I'll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I'll stretch every morning for the rest of my life. The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip
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    Morgana Ignis @IgnisTwote Angry girl in her car blasting You Oughta Know at 8am. Hope he gets what's coming to him, queen.
  • 13

    Overshadowed

    POST WITH 10K COMMENTS MY OPINION IN THE COMMENTS
  • 14
    Me leaving the house for the first time in 3 days to go get some junk food at the store and then go back to my depression hibernation G
  • 15

    Whole Worlds In Slush

    nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social as the weather turns cold, remember: if you are designing a fictional island, try taking a few photos in the grocery store. parking lot
  • 16
    Color of the Year 2026 PANTONE® 11-4201 TCX Old Perlite
  • 17

    Over Her Head

    My daughter looks like a mom that regrets all her life decisions HOME
  • 18
    WHEN SOMEONE CHECKS YOUR INTERNET HISTORY IT WAS FOR A BOOKI WAS WRITING. A BOOK!!! YA GOTTA BELIEVE ME! imgilip.com
  • 19

    Snoozing

    One minute you're young and fun, then the next you're falling asleep with your dog like this at 7:30 pm @tankthebrownlab
  • 20
    they're getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do Pico @Piicools 29/10/2025 this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce
  • 21

    Bitter Already

    danielle weisberg @danielleweisber do u have to get married to become divorced? I feel I could really embody the energy of a divorcee but I don't want to do the whole marriage deal
  • 22
    actual picture of my spirit guide being totally sick of my shit @moistbuddha
  • 23

    Furry In Training

    clownboybebop my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo me: mama what the hell does that mean my mom: so muscular
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    BOLLOCKS @itsallbollocks saw a lady in a sundress swigging wine straight from the bottle while out walking her dog and thought wow, I'm incapable of differentiating between fucking glorious vibes and rock bottom PinkNews
  • 25

    Some 21st Century

    The 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's seem to all have separate, unique personalities, but these last 20 years just seem to be one odd, blurry, long chunk of shit.
  • 26
    em dash me knowing when to use a semicolon
  • 27

    Great Advertising

    + danielleinkc_aesthetic Who's running PR for the moon? Every month they're like, 'Tonight is a rare blood werewolf supermoon you simply must witness!' And I'm just like...ok. I'll go look at it."
  • 28
    "Describe yourself in 3 words" CKS Sensitive Mini Adult ALASS
  • 29

    Calm And Collected

    @dad hard My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss. "Babe, there's a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. No loose ends, I want proof when the job is done."
  • 30
    Girls: Should we invite Sara ? no, we only know her for 6 months Boys: Who is this idk, I just found him on the street and thought he could come
  • 31

    Forgor

    ADHDers when they hyperfocus: "I crave knowledge." ADHDers the rest of the time: "I forgor."

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