Article 1, Section1. of the CONSTITUTION. Nowhere does it say anything about him only needing a pen and a phone

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Come back later 2

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 3

Gonna need a bigger brush 4

Me likey flowers 5

Vocal Cat Gets Returned to the Shelter After 'Meowing Too Much', Gets Adopted Within 24hrs by a Cat Lover Craving Affection 6