Writing a Check Your Tush(hole) Can't Cash

‘You get what you asked for’: Customer demands to be transferred to ‘anyone else’, employee grants their request 1

'Are you trying to play a trick on me?': Karen guest demands front desk manager 'change his name' after finding out multiple employees have same name 2

'We don't need you, why don't you just quit': Karen and Kevin diner owners challenge overworked server to quit, server maliciously complies 3

'I'll make you watch me work': Auto shop employee demonstrates how slow their computer is to their bosses 4

‘Fine, I'll direct all managers to you’: Freshly hired factory worker complies with senior employee, leading to factory losing thousands of dollars; senior employee then gets fired 5

'Am I the [office Grinch] who stole Xmas?': New hire of only 4 months wants senior IT employee to cover his holiday shift since he doesn't celebrate Christmas, gets a big ‘NO’ 6

'I'll make you watch me work': Auto shop employee demonstrates how slow their computer is to their bosses 1

'We don't need you, why don't you just quit': Karen and Kevin diner owners challenge overworked server to quit, server maliciously complies 2

'She got busted': Office thief gets caught stealing Christmas gifts after encountering a hidden boobytrap 3

'My sister has the IQ of an eggplant': 28 Silly 'blonde moments' caught in 4k by memorably clueless statements 4

'Are you trying to play a trick on me?': Karen guest demands front desk manager 'change his name' after finding out multiple employees have same name 5

'When I text you good night later, what phone number should I use?': 20+ bartenders share the most memorable pickup lines they've heard on the job 6