UC Davis Shares Graphs As To Why Students Should Stop Feeding The Campus Chonk; Cheeto

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AmyBrown
Jun 6, 2019 9:00 AM EDT

"Please don't feed Cheeto." The UC Davis physics department recently tweeted this funny message along with some physic-related charts as to why you should stop feeding Cheeto. You'll leave here with some extra knowledge about what's happening on the UC Davis campus and a little more happiness since there are photos of the one they call Cheeto. 15/10 would feed Cheeto with extra love.


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    Text - UCDavis_Egghead @UCDavis_Egghead Follow Please don't feed Cheeto, the ginger cat who hangs out around the Physics building. He's overweight and squirrels eat the extra food Kill RATS ase Please stop feeding this We afe here His name is Cheeto and he has a DESIGNATED feeder from the physics department every morning! We quite like this cat, as he provides valuable emotional support when Physics shatters our souls. He has become far too overweight and for his health, please do not feed him-
    via @ucdavis_egghead
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    Text - Kill T moasE EAH GPHER Please stop feeding this cat! RATS Blne Jhy ff
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    Text - Feline Body Condition Chart TOO THIN Ras spne and p bnes easiisbla sharthaired a saise n Parmandaa Ros easlyvisible n shorthaned ca Very namaw wat 3 Cavius waist Very arrwaid Small amunt of muscde Less ofmusde mass Ne patpae t the r cage Very preunced abdaminal luck Very amal amount of abdomnal tat No paipable tat n he rb cage Markad bdieal uck Severe abdominal tuck IDEAL OVERWEIGHT Well grepartianed Ras net visbie Rest ise but ppabia bar easly papable Obvious wt Minimal amaunt a abdomina
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    Text - 200 3.5 Cheeto's crossection Squirrel heart disease risk 3 150 2.5 Prevent squirrel heart disease! 100 50 0.5- 0 3.5 2.5 0.5 1.5 Additional Food Given [arb. units] 0 Figure 1 Cheeto's Cross Section [more arb. units] [also arb. units] Squirrel Heart Disease Risk
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    Text - Rodrigo Palau Follow @palau93 Replying to @UCDavis_Egghead I thought the cat size pics were the heckin chonker meme but no, they're the real chart. 7:01 PM 3 Jun 2019
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    Text - Ghee Buttersnaps, DVM @robin_jbrooks Follow Replying to @palau93 @UCDavis_Egghead am veterinarian, can confirm that I use the heckin' chonker vocabulary when talking to clients about overweight cats 7:37 PM - 3 Jun 2019
    via @ucdavis_egghead
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    Cat - UC Davis Astro Follow @UcdAstro Replying to @ScottMacShack @UCDavis_Egghead He is a good cat scot. 13/10 4:32 PM -3 Jun 2019
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    Text - H. Emiko Ogasawara Follow @Emiko_Ogasawara Replying to @UCDavis_Egghead T love Cheeto. He and the other campus felines helped me through some hard semesters 6:50 PM -3 Jun 2019
    via @ucdavis_egghead

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