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34 Goofy Tweets & Memes That'll Make You A Little Less Miserable

Tuesday is the worst day of the week. You haven't passed over the hump, you're just stuck in the beginning of the agony that is a Monday through Friday workweek. Fortunately we have a sizable batch ofstupid memes, ready and willing to distract you! 

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    Food - Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa,butter,flour & bake for 30 minutes!
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    Cat - This is the type of cat that would try to sell me magical potions in the woods. I'd buy them all VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Product - Took my cat for an ultra-sound to check how the pregnancy was going. Turned out shewas just fat...
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    Text - When you don't know how to appropriately express your feelings @thenewsclan MEME
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    Beard - Using the Drake format 03 Using the new Keanu format
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    Sky - joanne @hiddlestomas this looks like peter sent them some stupid meme and is watching their reaction. thor is still trying to understand what a meme is and steve is just proud he unlocked his phone SUPE
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    Face - me explaining my love for my cat and how i would die for him my cat MB
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    Text - Ewan @Ewan_jmg My mum used to tell me that if our dogs nose wasnt wet it meant she was ill, so when I was little and my dogs nose was dry l'd lick my finger and then make my dogs nose wet to make her better
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    Forehead - When you finish Season 5 Episode 1 of Black Mirror and your homie asks you f you wanna play some XBox Live @tank.sinatra
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    Text - FU Tang @FU_Dad Darth Vader: | am your father Odin: am the all-father God: I am the father, the son and the Holy Spirit Dr.Phil: theDNA results are in, find out after the break 1:01 PM 10 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Electronic component - Thursday at 10:46 AM Does anyone know what this is for? Asking for A friend
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    Photo caption - Scientists: We've developed a vaccine that will save your child's life Anti vax moms: @tank.sinatra You know, I'm something of a scientist myself
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    Facial expression - Friends: Try these drugs, it will make you cool. Me *A good boi* No, I don't think I will
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    Text - Tayoncé Knowles-Carter @TaylorAnthonyJ This lady in my office comes over to me and whispers, "You have what I hope is cream cheese in your beard." It's the middle of the day Loretta and you just watched me eat a bagel what the fuck else would it be.
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    Auto part - Hamilton/ Waikato Online Garage Sale 4 minutes ago Police Door Key -One size fits all MESSAGE $1,500 3214 Hamilton Police left this behind so would like a quick sale to pay for my new door. Negotiable if your fast. 1
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    Text - jordy Follow @Zrowable Not taking any chances MattyBRaps @MattyBRaps Don't leave your house today for the love of God Hide your girlfriend... I'm headed Why?? out for the day. Just don't okay Tell me why You're scaring me I can't just stay inside Pure Read 7:03 PM Jordan
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    Red - doctor told me i had a spike in blood pressure but didn't believe him until he showed me the results
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    Text - Pau Replying to @ 22h Dude in truck honked at me at intersection while I waited for older woman to cross street. I gave him the finger. He honked again. I gave big middle finger wave. He followed me to parking lot. Blocked my car. I got out ready to throw. He got out. HUGE MAN. I thought I'm dead. 1/2 Paul He put out his hand to shake. Explained he honked but noticed his error when he saw the woman so honked again to say sorry. He followed me to personally apologize so he wouldn't ruin my
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    Text - Betches betches@betchesluvthis It's getting warm out, so please remember to wear sunscreen, stay hydrated, and ignore "hey stranger" texts.
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    Face - Me watching the employee at Chipotle assemble my burrito @some bull ish
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    Face - Mom: are you getting enough sleep Me: yes of course mom Also me:
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    Hair - Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people in your group project
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    Product - @Placiies Santorini Corlin @OGCORLIN If only I wasn't brokorini
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    Hair - When a co-worker tries to make you watch a video of their kid singing. @StupidResumes I'M GOOD ACTUALLY.
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    Text - Lauren @LLW90210 can you believe there are people who just go to their job for 30 straight years and take two weeks off every august and are otherwise fine
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    Text - airhead mere @merestromb Got to my dad's house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes "and I have a guacamole ball" what's a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.
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    Facial expression - The kid who started The teacher arguing with the teacher Everyone else
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    Text - jawn @FemFema Y'all need to stop my pops. Reggie doing a lot. Morning son! Everything is fine? Oh. Yes. I'm gucci You guys? Gucci? It means good Delivered Oh...we Gucci And a little fubu too 9:57 AM 08 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,172 Retweets 3,074 Likes
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    Cartoon - Tip @Xoxo__tiff_ My coworker telling us that her bf moved in with her but he doesn't pay anything because he feels like because she was paying everything without him, that he shouldn't help now. And I'm just sitting here thinking bikinibottom.friends please say sike 11:18 AM 10 Jun 19 Tweetlogix
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    Text - Tweet Markus Vaughn @YaBoyTriscut Sometimes i go on Pornhub just to see whats trending like its youtube Imao 01:44 PM 10 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 836 Retweets 701 Likes
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    Text - April @ReignOfApril I don't know who needs to hear this but.. You are seen. People are watching and listening and appreciating what you're doing. Your struggle will have its rewards. Keep grinding. Keep being authentic. Keep speaking your truth. Don't give up, because you're not finished.
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    Orange - Box Fan On High All Year Round @TerrellChuggs It's been two years... In Memory of HI-C ORANGE LAVABURST 1948-2017
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    Vegetable - me bad decisions my life
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    Text - Sarah Beattie @nachosarah DATING ADVICE: stay home and jerk off 5:51 PM 10 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
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