Roberta Bernardo, a 19-year-old student from São Paulo, Brazil, has a new friend.
Her new friend is a potato. The potato is named Potato.
It all started when she went to the supermarket and noticed this happy looking potato baby. Naturally, she decided to purchase the little darling and adopt it as her own.
Then she bathed Potato.
And gave Potato a makeover.
Sexy Potato.
Bernardo has been keeping Potato in the fridge so she doesn't rot.
"Life is ephemeral," Bernardo told BuzzFeed Brazil. "I believe she will live these moments as if they were the last, enjoying the laurels of fame."
You can follow Potato's adventures over on her fan page.