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26 Tinder Hits and Misses to Make Dating More Confusing

You never know what's gonna happen on dating apps. Okay, most of the time you're gonna have a crappy conversation until one of you stops responding. But you never truly know what's gonna happen out there and start wooing people with terrible puns. For more outrageousness from the dating world, here's some more funny tinder profiles.

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    tinder - Games - Hey! Surprise me and i will send you my nudes sorry i dont want nudes Wow. Surprise???? Yaa.. Im surprised nudes please Outstanding move imgflip.com :1
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    tinder - Text - 61% 20:57 Today 17:00 Pick one of the following options: A) cheesey pickup line B) interesting fact C) filthy pickup line D) recipe Today 17:33 C Today 17:55 Ask me if I'm an airplane Are you an airplane Today 20:55 Why yes, and a Boeing 737 Max 8 to be exact because I could go down on you at any moment Oh my god When and where Type a message... GIF
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    tinder - Text - o0o O2-UK O 20% 15:19 Alice YOU MATCHED WITH ALICE ON 3/3/17 I would love to play with your sword Mar 3, 2017, 01:42 So sorry, that was my friend Mar 3, 2017, 19:01 Well then excuse me but I think your friend and I were talking Sent Type a message... Send GIF
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    tinder - Text - @ 1% 42% l Verizon LTE 6:34 PM Maddie YOU MATCHED WITH MADDIE ON 6/24/18 You remind me of my pinky toe, because i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture. Fuck off pervert i thought that's what tinder was for? to entertain girls with pickup lines? Entertain me with a dick pic instead fuck off pervert Sent Type Send GIF message a n
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    tinder - Text - < Marie JIJ EN MARIE HADDEN EEN MATCH OP 13/06/17 I just noticed your name is an anagram for the word 'amire' Which means? When you find something pleasant or attractive to look at you amire it Isnt that "Admire" I was gonna give you the 'd' later
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    tinder - Text - ll AT&T LTE 21:44 1 99% Samantha YOU MATCHED WITH SAMANTHA ON 4/22/19 Hey I think you dropped something?? yeah my panties fell when you mentioned you're good at making pancakes Oh wow well there goes my pick up line but I think I can work with this Sent Send Type a message GIF
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    tinder - Text - Boost LTE 10:39 AM 7 67% Heyunny we matchea, thought l'd never see you again Ummm didn't know we met in the first place, remind me? You don't remember coming over? You might have me mistaken for someone else No I don't When did I come over Allegedly Next weekend Daaaaaaaaaaamn Alright you got me Sold Your message GIF
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    tinder - Text - 66% 1: 30 AM Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable
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    tinder - Text - tindernightmares wanna know what my second favorite dinosaur is? TriSarahtops Today 09:55 And what's your first TriSarahTopless Today 16:30 Aw man, I fell right into that one. Sent 62,172 likes tindernightmares Beware of this man, people named Sarah
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    tinder - Text - e 1 76% o0o Optus 11:54 PM Megan YOU MATCHED WITH MEGAN ON 11/06/2016 Hey baby are you an avocado? Because your the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting on the inside Sent 11 Jun 2016, 11:38 PM What kind of pick up line is that what the fuck Type a Message... Send GIF
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    tinder - Arm - 10:56 AM 81% Zach 30 Oregon State 922 miles away I got a B+ in Human Sexuality in college, so let's just say I know my way around a checks poorly scribbled notes cliboris
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    tinder - Text - Are you up Yes are you mad Read 12:00 AM Of course not, why? Idk the "yes" sounded angry Delivered
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    tinder - Text - tindernightmares Today 13:12 Do you want to have sex? Today 17:49 Yes But not with you Sent Type a message... GIF 43,438 likes tindernightmares Be more specific next time
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    tinder - Text - 11% l AT&T 22:36 Huda YOU MATCHED WITH HUDA ON 12/7/18 How do you pronounce your name? Don't want to screw up the pick up line Today 16:07 Ithink it's kinda like who and the joined together and said in a fast way... I honestly dont know how to describe my names pronounciation Today 22:35 Huda hell would name their child that? Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    tinder - Text - YOU MATCHED WIT ON 9/20/17 please roast me Girl u look roasted enough amazing Today 1:36 AM Roast me back Today 2:05 AM What did the 2 say to the 9 "Please roast me" hahaha Sent
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    tinder - Text - 11:33 PM o0o AT&T 26% Alex YOU MATCHED WITH ALEX ON 6/20/17 Well, HELLO there, gorgeous! question for ya... how many got a letters in the alphabet? It's 20... right? 26 Let me guess You forgot u r a qt BUT WAIT That's only 5 You also forgot to give me the D C'mon Alex, this ain't mama's first rodeo Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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    tinder - Text - O 52% il Sprint Wi-Fi 01:03 Amber YOU MATCHED WITH AMBER ON 5/20/18 Oh man, call me a fossilized bug because l'd love to get trapped in amber. Sent
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    tinder - Text - 1:21 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/17/19 Are you a real person or a catfish? Lmao real wtf You're very pretty so I have to assume the worst
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    tinder - Text - ll Voda NZ 19:26 7 70% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/06/19. Do you like good or bad pick up lines? Sunday 22:31 Bad ones all the way Yesterday 00:24 I just shit my pants Can I get in yours? Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    tinder - Text - tindernightmares Today 2:31 PM Let's fuck Today 3:02 PM -ing never talk to each other again Sent 77,254 likes tindernightmares Cute. They're already finishing each other's sentences
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    tinder - Text - Kember Oct 13, 2014, 8:55 AM Your name sounds like what a deaf lumberjack would shout. Thanks asshole
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    tinder - Text - tindernightmares oll T-Mobile 1:12 AM 62% YOU MATCHED WITH DANIEL ON 11/23/18 B16 What Oh. My bad. Thought this was a vending machine since you're looking so much like a snack. 102,726 likes tindernightmares Smooth
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    tinder - Text - Back to Facebook 10:14 PM 27% Bec YOU MATCHED WITH BEC ON 28/09/2015 I'm vegan too! No way?! Yeah! That's why I swiped right Haha that's amazing! How long have you been vegan for? Start of this conversation Message Send QWE R T YU P S A D F H J K X C VBNM return 123 space N
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