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33 Memes & Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Sh*t

Congratulations on making it through Monday without killing someone (we hope.) To assist you on braving the rest of the week's arduousness, we've put together this comprehensive list of moderately amusing memes and tweets for your viewing pleasure. Don't say we never gave you anything.

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    funny meme - Text - No one: Grandpas when you come back in 5 seconds to get something you forgot: Well that was quick
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    funny meme - Text - Drew @dmc1138 Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
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    funny meme - Food - josh @yunginstitution how i feel after making a good joke Cool FOR A FEW MINUTES
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    funny meme - Text - Dad Bod Time Machine @TimeBod When I parallel park it's either a masterpiece of automobile spacial science or I hit three people and a fire hydrant and shit my pants
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    funny meme - Text - WHEN THE PUBLIC TOILET DOOR WONT LOCK!
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    funny meme - Text - "Select all of the boxes with crosswalks in them."X "Select all of the boxes with buses in them."X "Select all of the boxes with bicycles in them."X Me: thewrongimpression
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    funny meme - Hair - After you defeat all of the Karens you gotta face Mega Karen RITE IG: @davie_dave
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    funny meme - Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji "I can't, too busy": no one believes you tired allows for future invitations "I can't. Not since the accident" mysterious - fresh prevents future invitations
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    funny meme - Font - salfords hardest man @zach2302 Im not sure how comfortable l'd be sitting across from that active volcano HLTCO @HLTCO 16 May How can anyone's head be this colour? Arno SPORT ADIO ON MOBILE talks ON DIGITAL RADIO SPORT 0:05 talkSPORT
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    funny meme - Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 [Babysittingl ME: Okay, like we practiced. 3 YEAR OLD: *Loudly, near group of attractive women* Daddy, is one of them my mommy? ME: No buddy, your mom died from a combination of too many orgasms and being emotionally fulfilled, remember? 8:25 AM 07 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    funny meme - Text - glamorous reptile @glamoureptile this paper straw tastes like maybe l don't love baby turtles 4:29 PM 6/22/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    funny meme - Text - Rodney Lacroix @moooooog35 Fan I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too. 2:19 PM 13 Apr 15 Twitter Web Client
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    funny meme - Text - when someone says "so what do you like to do for fun" unexpectedly so u didn't have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy NEW
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    funny meme - Face - I love you 3000
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    funny meme - Cartoon - T'm hangin off the bed yo scoot over a little her:
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    funny meme - Face - the apartment when you on craigslist see it irl VS. rachel bell @racheltacobell 20h what post malone's forehead tattoo will look like if his hairline starts receding: BREWER N MI Dationa natc
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    funny meme - Longboard - "You there! Get that tiddy out, l'm thirsty" @hivdofbrokmemes
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    funny meme - Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch me: if you break something then try to put it back together, you might find the pieces don't fit the same customer: can you break this dollar or not man me: i just want her back customer: and i just want change me: u sound just like her
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    funny meme - Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I'l never forget the joy you brought me every time you left the room.
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    funny meme - Text - imade a video tour of my new $2900 a month apartment in brooklyn: YouTube Search 0:43/1:28 C I got stuck in a childs tube slide 731 views 10 0
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    funny meme - Facial expression - Kid: *wakes up at 8am* Dad: Look who slept in @CLASSICDADMOVES
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    funny meme - Face - Women talking about their Men boob sweat and humiditiddies @bivdofbroknemes
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    funny meme - Face - me to myself: you need to get your shit together my mental stability: Ma-ha!
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    funny meme - Face - 6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret My dog
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    funny meme - Font - If that ain't me Emotionally unavailable people Red flags Me
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    funny meme - People - When my table says they're "sticking with water" @thesideworkqueen I don't wanna be a bitch, but you guys are really boring
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    funny meme - Text - Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi Dance like no one is watching; email like it may one day be read aloud in a deposition Go
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    funny meme - Denim - "Your free trial has now ended. Please select your-"
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    funny meme - Text - Huismuis @BruylandElla Whitney Houston: oooh I wanna dance with somebody My brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: heat I wanna feel the with somebody
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    funny meme - Face - Me: Bring me another. Brunch Waiter: Sir, the sign clearly says that no customer is allowed more than 15 Tequila Sunrise Mimosas. Me: @thewrongimpression Lot of rules, lot f rules...On the street we didnt have-any rules
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    funny meme - Text - gharieth @hmtfu bro the first fewweeks of pokémon go was the closest we've ever been to world peace 7:14 PM 6/18/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    funny meme - Text - pukicho For my next stunt, 'll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in. destrochao Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. pukicho Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch
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    funny meme - Text - The Song of the MARC @marccold ME: whose dog are you DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL ME: whose cat are you CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
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