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20 Terry Pratchett Quotes

Rest in peace Terry Pratchett. You and your infinite wisdom and razor sharp wit will be sorely missed. At least we can honor some of your legacy with these 20 thought-stirring quotes. 

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    Text - "Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk."
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    "Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." TORCO
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    Facial hair - "Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four."
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    Human - "There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this."
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    Facial hair - "There's no point in believing in things that exist."
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    Leather - "The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it."
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    Text - "Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother"
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    Text - "Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove."
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    Text - "Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."
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    Text - "The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight."
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    Text - "Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."
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    Hat - "Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think."
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    Facial hair - "Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive."
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    Text - "Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more."
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    Facial hair - "The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one."
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    Line - The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
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    Terry Pratchett quote - Text - "Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should."
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    Facial hair - "So much universe, and so little time."
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    Terry Pratchett quote - Bald eagle - "In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
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    Wildlife - "Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it."
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