Police Are Searching for a Criminal Now Known as The "Hipster Ninja Masturbator"
Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a "special" visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI. You can probably guess what he's doing based on the blurred out segment of the image.
This serial offender has been caught on security footage looking through the window of the home after a woman who lives there reported it to the police about a month before. He's been described as a ninja because of the dark clothes and toe shoes he's wearing (the night vision camera makes his black clothing look white). One Reddit user commented on the situation to say what we were all thinking: