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18 Parenting Jokes and Memes for Exhausted Gremlin Owners

The struggles of parenting birth their own comedy gems all the time, so here are some funny and relatable bits and pieces for those of you who have kids. Or if you don't have kids and just want to live a parenting lifestyle vicariously through memes, that would work too.

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    Text - Lenny @lennzeppelin Follow did anyone else's parents start telling you to put beer out for santa instead of milk or are my parents just raging alcoholics 7:59 AM 28 Nov 2018
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    Text - Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.
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    Child - FEELING CUTE, MIGHT SHIT UP MY BACK LATER, IDK
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    Text - Omaha Scanner Following @omaha_scanner Injured Party: Boys Town High School. 178 Sudyka Drive 15 y/o male student stuck his hand in a broken sign to touch the wires. He got shocked. He did it again and did it a third time. He got shocked all three times and now is in pain. Boys Town Rescue Call First Tone: 10:47 8:53 AM 27 Mar 2019 10 Retweets 50 Likes t 10 13 50 Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner 1h Patient being treated and will not need transport. Crews on scene will handle. 1 Omaha Scanner
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    Text - THE HARDEST PART OF PARENTING IS TRYING TO BE FAKE MAD WHEN YOUR KID DOES SOMETHING BAD BUT HILARIOUS.
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    Text - 72% 16:22 r/AskReddit u/omfghewontfkndie 20h What small lies like "Brown cows produce chocolate milk" or "Hedgehogs grow on chestnut trees" can you tell young children? 11,3k 4,7k Share BEST COMMENTS Huberland324-14h I read on here that one user told their kids they beep when they sleep so they could tell when they were fake sleeping, so I told mine the same little lie and I learned that these little shits fake sleeping all the time. Reply 2,1k 24 more replies Add a comment
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    Jeans - FEELING GUILTY ABOUT YOUR KIDS WATCHING TO0 MUCH T.V.? JUST MUTE IT AND PUT THE CAPTIONS ON BOOM! NOW THEY'RE READING TA TAX:
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    Dog - ZOEIS SO EXCITED TO BE A NEW MOM!
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    Line - Tig Notaro @TigNotaro doctors office: hand washing is important. also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait
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    Text - officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly the contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T, I'M, HAVENT, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc, it appears the contractions are worsening, the nurse says. in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, "Y'ALL'D'VE" Source: officialunitedstates 69,659 notes L
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    Facial expression - Kid: mommy, how come my dinosaur doesn't roar anymore and all my tractors stopped making digging noises? Me:
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    Text - EMyQuestionableLife @2questionable If you ask your wife what's for dinner and she says "Pop-Tarts" ask no more questions, assume the day's been a shit show & eat the Pop-Tarts
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    Terrestrial animal - Somehow I think this translates to sit your ass down
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    Text - Sarah Watts Follow @sazzlemarie How to make a child play with random old, neglected toys...put them in a box by the door for the charity shop! #parentinghack 2:37 PM -Jan 6, 2017 2
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    Text - PRO TIP: NAPPING If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house." They will then do literally anything to avoid waking you.
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    Spider-man - asked my daughter how Spider-Man shoots his web
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    Text - Bedtime My child said those 3 little words was so desperate to hear... "I want Daddy". Boom. Dads turn.
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    Internet meme - WHEN YOUR KIDS GETS HURT DOING SOMETHING YOU TOLD THEM NOT TO made with mematic
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