Website of the Day: "The Gyllenhall" Welcomes You to Gyllenhell

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Puns. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, people will continue to make ‘em

Which is the only explanation for the black hole of the Internet, the Gyllenhall, so welcome to Gyllenhell.

But what is the Gyllenhall?

Well, it’s exactly what it sounds like, a neverending hallway lined with pictures of Jake Gyllenhall. All that can be heard in the Gyllenhall, Jake’s famous line from Brokeback Mountain, which taunts you over the computer speakers:


We wish we knew how to quit you, Jake, but we cannot.

I guess a better question is why is the Gyllenhall? What is it doing here? Why are we forced down its eternal path? The light fixtures above offer little clues to its origin. No, much like 2001: A Space Odyssey’s The Monolith, we are left to ponder the Gyllenhall and, hopefully, come out the other side evolved.

via All That Is Interesting

“I wish I knew how to quit you.”

But there is no quitting the Gyllenhall. Once you’ve started down its unending course, you either become the Gyllenhall or the Gyllenhall becomes you.

There is only question that remains: Would it kill you to post a picture of Maggie Gyllenhall once in a while?

Click here to experience The Gyllenhall.

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