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17 Prodigious Slams and Clapbacks That Achieved Max Damage

Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

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    clapback - Text - Today The Today Show @The TodayShow Did man really land on the moon in 1969 or was it all a publicity stunt? #9Today WkO Bob Blaskiewicz 19m Replying to@TheTodayShow Hi there. It would take a team of 300,000 engineers working for nearly 10 years to design a vehicle to plumb the crushing depths of my disappointment in you right now.
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    clapback - Text - .01 ago 16 Imagine walking 2km to hatch an egg and it turning out to be a fucking magikarp 3 733 t 4416 64 Tweet Fixado Magikarp The Fish @Magikarp_Fish Em resposta a @A imagine waiting nine months to give birth and it's you
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    clapback - Cartoon - Details Messages (35) Sarah iMessage Today 00:48 Im so tired of having boys always textin me everyone wants me Yeah you know what the say, low prices always attracts customers Delivered
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    clapback - Text - Who else drew the sun in the corner every time as a child? If you did it in the left you probably eat popcorn with a spoon Reply 228 likes 1h
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    clapback - Smile - 1 WOIFEE SuSHIS SMALL: $2.55 MEDIUM 53.05 ALAAGE S3.55 Gourn Gou INSIDE cdition INSIDE A3E Cedition antonio perez 2 years ago The donut shop owner looks like a homeless jimmy Fallon 9.9K 122 VIEW 122 REPLIES
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    clapback - Text - Girls will pound themselves silly with a piece of plastic while leaving a good man that would love them till end of time in the friend zone 1k Like Reply 7 h Tony if someone leaves you for a piece of plastic, it's not the piece of plastic
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    clapback - Text - ICH Hey, you look like the doctor who doesn't recommend toothpaste. why ICH Because you are a 1/10
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    clapback - Photo caption - Mark Davis looks like microwaved Jon Gruden leftovers MARK DAVIS JON GRUDEN RAIDERS HEAD COACH RAIDERS OWNER
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    clapback - Text - Can they raise lifeguard requirements I'm sorry but i just don't trust a 19 year old 110 pound blonde named mackenzeigh wth the IQ of a mcchicken to save my life
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    clapback - Face - ARK 10h this dude looks like he moans when he wipes his ass -4d Here's 4 random pics of me Show this thread
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    clapback - Public space - COME IN AND TRY THE WORST PIZZA THAT ONE GUY O TRIPADVISOR EVER HAD IN HIS LIFE #BazilikaReykavik ON #Bazilika Me
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    clapback - Text - Shelby Bryant @ieatbutt How come when the hulk smashes everything he's "incredible" but when i do "im a whore". Wow. Wendy's @Wendys @therecoveringproblemchild The Hulk smashes bad guys and saves the world....you smash guys named Chaz, Chad, and Cooper and spread diseases
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    clapback - Text - 6:34 ll LTE Boobmates 2 T ENTU 5:55 PM If character was judged by how well you replace the toilet paper roll,you guys would rank somewhere between Hitler, and Hitler on meth. Sorry mom lol
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    clapback - Text - Cyanide @zfcyanide 19h I'm fucking beautiful. Like a brown Norse god. Glow me up, twitter. Tell me how beautiful I am. 00 NVIDIA GeForce UK @N... 19h Super VERSUS #FramesWinGames Fornite Round 2 starts now! Watch Live: nvda.ws/30WYsdX VERSUS OMEN RTX ERAMESWINGAMES L102 105 3,115 SovietWomble @SovietWomble 15h Bollywood Hulk on a You look like some shoe-string budget.
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    clapback - Text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Probably the most realistic part of Forrest Gump was when he graduated from the University of Alabama. 8:16 PM 7/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 259 Retweets 2,054 Likes
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    clapback - Food - Men's Men's Health Mag Health @MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower- and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/ 60158nuWc Katy @katyspareme this is literally that one burger from Spongebob that almost killed the health inspector
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    clapback - Text - Holy fuck, that was such incredible stupidity, my brain cells evolved to develop lungs and vocal cords just so they could scream as they died.
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