Hypothetical Burglars Reveal The Little Things They Would Steal To Ruin Someone's Day

People can really surprise you with their unexpected capacity for evil. These evil geniuses in particular have clearly mastered the subtle art form of ruining one's day with the (seemingly) smallest actions. Stealing earring backs? Anyone with pierced ears will understand how unbelievably annoying it is to have to search for those little f*ckers in the morning!