Tumblr Users Thread On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

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AmyBrown
Nov 12, 2019 2:00 PM EST

Tumblr user, kars-did-nothing-wrong, makes a really good point...why don't people just wear armor? 

What's your survival plan? Ours is to hide out at a Costco. We probably won't make it long through the apocalypse but at least we'll die in the place we love. 

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    Text - kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shity rotting jaws through this?
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    Armour
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    Text - I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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    Text - kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot
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    Text - earlgraytay this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won't hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don't need gas, meaning you won't be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there's no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you
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    Cycling - Google very fast knight biking at incredible hihg speeds
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    Text - dracoforce472 2348 points 16 days ago Alternatively enough could pile on top of you to crush you under their weight
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    Text - Lewdydoodydude 1125 points 16 days ago You could armour yourself with leather or thick denim and the zombies wouldn't be able to bite through. Chainmail would be already overkill
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    Text - darynu 112 points 16 days ago my first move ina zombie apocalypse is to get to a fire station. fire fighter outfits won't be bitten through, plus axes darynu 109 points 16 days ago also lots of strong brave men to protect me
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    Text - Baccano2015656 points 16 days ago Aren't biker suits made of kevlar type material to deal with high impacts? Just wear that. It's the modern day plated suit
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    Text - AnxiousNax41 points 16 days ago To the bikes thing, does no one remember the bike scene in World War Z?
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    Text - TheSpectacularNaked FlyingBeefBowl RobotofSouthSuburbia 16 pts If I remember the Zombie Survival Guide, lugging yourself in the armor would not only be exhaust- ing but would allow for the literal hundreds of hands clawing and grabbing at you to pry open the armor and get to the the meaty center
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    Text - 55 points 16 days ago Gorgor Good luck trying to be back on your feet with a fullplate and zombies all over you...
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    Text - ColonelSheepshanks 7 points 16 days ago And thus! Bikeknight was born!
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    Text - ThePicliestRick 29 points 16 days ago I never understood how soldiers in bomb suits get zombified... it it can stop explosions and shrapnel, it's going to stop fingers and teeth.
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    Text - 17 points 16 days ago coth No, what you need is a lubed up Prius, they can't hold on to it and it's silent under 5 mph
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    Text - 22 points 16 days ago c5c5c5 Irl a zombie apocalypse wouldn't last 24 hours, people aren't that helpless then depicted in these stories.
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    Text - DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub 9 points 16 days ago Lots of naysayers about this: would his inevitable failure make him a more or less threatening zombie to deal with by survivors?
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    Text - 7 points 16 days ago myr14d This is going to result in the future mythbuster's successor show episode asking: Can you ride bike quietly in plate mail.
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    Text - SanguineMyBrother 7 points 16 days ago Shark suits are the answer. Theyre lightweight enough to be swam in, but strong enough to not let a shark break through the mail.
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    Text - Lucky333 7 points 16 days ago According to many modern zombie films, the greatest threat is other people.
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