A_Happy_Person

If you shave with a straight razor, make sure the cat has been thoroughly petted BEFORE putting b...

When showering without your contacts in keep in mind that you can't tell if that dark blob at the...

Mom: You know, you do take after your dad. But it's all the bad stuff. Quit it.

Some guy on TV: You dirty b***ard! Grandma, clapping her hands over her ears: I'm too young for ...

(Looking at a picture of a foal) Dad: Awwww look at that puppy horse!! Me: ...