AaronHR1981

Yes, Vancouver Art Gallery is a long name to type. No, it's not appropriate to type it as VAG to ...

If you walk for your health, DO NOT under any circumstances stop to watch trains from an overpass...

When impressing people at University with your large taste in heavy metal music, make sure your r...

When carrying the travel mug full of hot-as-magma coffee in your right hand, and the thermos of m...

When you're exhausted and numbly going through your bedtime routine, remember that you were also ...

When helping your elderly grandmother down the stairs, do not tease her about how she ‘waddles’ w...

If your on the phone with your girlfriend and she tells you she is applying make-up to look prett...

When things start getting frisky with your gf/wife, remeber that you were making salsa earlier in...

If, while having a romantic interlude with your husband, you accidentally fart (loudly), the corr...

_Never_ feed your dog the leftover slice of garlic bread with egg. The dog's intestines will crea...

If you have no idea who Captain America is, keep your suspicions to yourself. Telling your husban...

When noticing a girl's new haircut, telling her it looks "better" does not sound nearly as nice s...

When you run into someone you haven’t seen in a while, and then joke with them about why they “Lo...

When texting your GF to say "My shirt smells like you" make sure you spell 'shirt' correctly. #LFMF

Never put your cell phone next to a hot iron. If you do, make sure you answer the correct one.

Dried apricots are a great healthy snack. That does not mean you can casually eat lots of them fr...

That car company is called Hyundai. Not Hentai. #LFMF

Never bring your pregnant dog to work and tell your boss: "Oh she's due late next month." No. She...

If you're drunk, don't talk to the girl who's coming up to you. It's a mirror. #LFMF

When your GF isn't answering her phone following/during an argument, don't quickly text her "Answ...

Good idea: shaving your lady parts in preparation for a hot date with a new lady friend. Bad idea...