AnnamaeTezuka

Dad: Snoring, and then abruptly stops. Mom: Wake yourself up? Dad:(sleeptalking) THE STATUE OF ...

*My dad talking in his sleep* Dad: Get the cows off the roof! Me: Uhm... What? Dad: I SAID Get...

(On our way to the YMCA, talking about it) Mom: So what machines are you guys gonna use? Me: Th...

(Talking about Judgment Day) Me: Well, a lot of Catholics believe that animals don’t have souls....