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  • Don't read the comments on LFMF. They make you realize that people take life (and this site) WAY ...
  • If you're at work and slowly slurping a blended ice beverage, make sure to take breaks so when a ...
  • Just because your grandmother is over 90 and has never been on a computer before, don't assume sh...
  • When feeding your infant twins with your overprotective wife, after she tells you to "be careful!...
  • If you are an identical twin, and you happen to see your twin in a restaurant with mirrors on the...
  • When living with parrots, understand that, to them, your Kinect sensor is nothing more than an ex...
  • When on vacation in England, never ask why no one is celebrating the Fourth of July. You will loo...
  • Quit job, THEN tell boss what you think of her. In that order. #LFMF

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