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  • Mom: Don't leave the Internet on while we go out, Viruses could get in!
  • Me: "Dad are you wearing mom's glasses?" Dad: "I don't think so why?" Me: "Well they have rhinest...
  • Mom: I'm not paranoid, I just don't trust anybody.
  • ME: I'm just a little angel. Dad (a pastor): So was Lucifer in the beginning
  • *mom calling the house phone* me: hello? mom: hi are you home??"
  • Mom: You are only in trouble if they scream.
  • (talking about my daughter) dad:is she retarded? me:dad! why would you think that? dad:she loo...
  • (After comeing home from a week long trip) Me: Mom, were is my fish? Mom: Fish? Oh, we ate it f...
  • DAD: I used to work at the restaurant over there as a elevator attendant. ME: Cool! Was it fun? ...
  • Me: I can't stand this weather. I should have gone to college in New Mexico. Mom: Then you co...
  • Mom (Standing up from kneeling and cleaning) : Enjoy spending as much time on your knees as you c...
  • Step-mom: "This rolling pin isn't registered, don't push your luck with me kid" Me:... I just wa...
  • (looking out the window at my neighbor/ex-boyfriend's house) Mom: Honey, Matt's new girlfriend i...
  • Me: What did Dad want to name me? Mom: Stormy. But I told him no because, ya' know, the job opti...
  • Mum: Giving birth to your sister was the most painful experiance, yes. But you were painless. You...
  • Dad: You know, there's more people who have been to the moon than people who have seen Jesus pee.
  • My Brother: Should i teach my poke'mon protect? My mom: Is it going to have sex?
  • While my little bro is watching powerangers: Mom: the blue one is sonic, right.

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