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(at a drive thru ordering) Mom: C'mon guys what do u want to get? Friend: Can i have a- Mom: S...
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Dad: Have a good time,and remember never get into a car with strangers unless they offer you cand...
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Me: Yeah, Dad. Free things are generally good. Well, except herpes. Dad: You know what's worse t...
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Dad: You know, if you get anymore tattoos, you're going to look like white trash. Not that you do...
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