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That police helicopter circling your apartment complex tonight? They are looking for a serial ki...

If you plan on using a paper shredder and you have REALLY long hair, you might want to put it up....

The laptop has a battery, but the modem and router do not. The laptop will work when the power is...

Before panicking about gaining much more weight than you thought, unzip the dress before trying t...

Make sure to read the package on the pudding you bought that contains fiber. It will say you're ...

Before putting on your glasses, make sure you're not already wearing lenses. You will get headach...

When you have a mouse infestation at work and they have just placed poison, check where you walk ...

If a cup of hot water starts making a low humming noise, get rid of it immediately. The cup is ab...

If you're married to a seamstress, it is unwise to sneak up on her to steal a kiss... especially ...

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