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(I am moving into my dorm in a week) Dad: The first time you get drunk in college you must drunk...

(Helping my dad fix the car, and he's trying to get a screw in hole which he cant see.) Me: Need...

Dad: What's that one game everyone's playing? Dead Cats? Mom: ...Angry Birds? Dad: Yeah, that.

Dad: I think I was a Catholic priest in a past life. I now demand you refer to me as 'your holine...

(On my sister's 10th birthday, supper was taking forever to cook.) Sister: *whining* But Mooomm,...

Uncle (about to do something really dangerous): Patrick... If something happens to me... I want y...