BadBadRubberPiggy

Mom: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Me: And who's fault would that be? Mom...

(Recently after my grandfather's funeral.) Family friend: I heard you buried your father. Dad: ...

(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

Me: Mom, I don't want to eat meat tonight. I just got done dissecting a pig. Mom: What? You won'...

(Driving by a local video store): Me: I find it ironic that the video store named "Family Video"...

Me: Talked to that guy. Mom: Did you tell him you were available and easy? Me: Um, what? Mom: ...

(Somehow my mom and I ended up talking about penises, I was trying to change subject.) Me: Anywa...

Me: So why did you marry mum? Dad: West Brom were knocked out of the FA cup. Me: ... So you got...