Bakagami

Mom: "Quit fondling your brother's man-boobs."

During the 1984 Olympics... Me: Mom, why are there two Germanys? Mom: Because when they're one Germany, they try to take over the world.

(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.) Me: What are those for? dad: That's how blind people drive. It's called braille driving.

(got a text from Dad) Dad: How do I answer the phone?? Me: Seriously? You can TEXT me but not answer the phone?? Dad: Help me!!!

ME: I've always been into car customization. MOM: Oh like that show ride my pimp? ME: ...?

Just because it's a silly troll post on LFMF, doesn't mean that they aren't lying when they say you shouldn't click the link and scroll. I need to go change my pants and undergarments... #LFMF