Bakagami

When teacking middle school kids, do not let one of them answer the phone. "Hello, city morgue, y...

That car leaving the parking lot? It just looks like yours. Running after the guy yelling won't c...

When making household repairs with Superglue, be very careful of where you put the object being r...

When you are cleaning up the basement, be sure the gray lump drifting in the bucket is a cleaning...

Make sure the inside of a porta-potty is able to open from the inside, before you shut the door. ...

If you're relieving yourself at the urinal, do not close your eyes. Especially of you're tired. I...

A pedophile is NOT a nail file for your toenails. #LFMF

When having your boyfriend help you hold something down to super-glue it to something else, make ...

There is no such thing as a stealthy fart when you're sitting on aluminum bleachers. #LFMF

If a member of your favorite band says the name of a website in an interview, don't go to it. The...

When walking home after a rough day, do not immediately turn to the guy in the car beeping at you...