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When quoting 'Blades Of Glory' with a friend, it's best not to start off with "I see you got fat,...

When "filling the cup" at the doctor's, resist that urge to cough. #LFMF

When your car keys are missing, only look in the top three most likely locations. THEN BEFORE yo...

Sugar and salt look the same, but before you put sugar in your coffee, make sure it is sugar... s...

If a teacher asks you why you are in non school uniform, tell them the truth. Don't say 'Because ...

If a girl looks really hot, chances are she already has a boyfriend and he's hotter than you. Don...

When shaving your armpits, try not to keep the razor going down your chest. Shaved nipples will h...

When shopping at Old Navy, DO NOT, no matter how fat you think you look, scream "YOU FAT BITCH!" ...

If a door doesn't seem to want to open, DON'T yank it really hard; you'll end up with a door hand...

If your fat girlfriend says to you "How do you eat so much and stay so skinny?" DO NOT reply with...

Do not and i repeat, DO NOT go 50 mp/h over at 3am while drunk. You will probably crash,and most...

If you read the directions on your new lens cleaner as "Works for prescription eyewear, computer ...

Don't spin yourself around the kitchen in your wheelchair when you are home alone. Your elbow wil...

When sending an apology text to the super Christian guy that you like, PLEASE check that your aut...

When you know you're going to be spending the day with your boyfriend in a swimsuit, for the love...

When looking for a torrent for the band "The Revolting Cocks" makes sure what you downloaded is m...

Correct: 'This new beanie is surprisingly not even itchy on my forehead skin' Incorrect: Shorteni...