The latest from BlondeBrunette
I accidentally touched a girl's butt at school. Mom:You know, you really should have grabbed it and got something good out of it.
(Sleep-talking) Dad: Mikel..Missy...LOCK UP DEM MONKEHS!!!!
Dad: I don't care what wikipedia or your history teacher says, the columbian exchange is our money for their cocaine!
Mom: Speaking of slutty people, did you brush your dog yet today?
Mom: We should hide our condoms somewhere else. Your son has been stealing them. Dad: What? At least someone is using them.
Dad: "You know how to deal with stress don't you? Just like a dog.. piss all over the place and take off running."
Me: Hey, mom, I was thinking... Mom: Stop doing that.
Mom: It sure does get dark when the sun goes down
*while cracking eggs* Mom: "It's gonna be okay, little yolk. I'm sorry you didn't become a chicken."
Me (after Dad complained about me always being on the computer): I talk to you! Mum: Yes, too much. Shut up.
(talking about soccer balls) Me: Look,the balls need to get cleaned before bed. Dad: Your mother says that to me every night.
