BlondeBrunette's Favorites
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I accidentally touched a girl's butt at school. Mom:You know, you really should have grabbed i...
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(Sleep-talking) Dad: Mikel..Missy...LOCK UP DEM MONKEHS!!!!
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Dad: I don't care what wikipedia or your history teacher says, the columbian exchange is our mone...
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Mom: Speaking of slutty people, did you brush your dog yet today?
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Mom: We should hide our condoms somewhere else. Your son has been stealing them. Dad: What? At...
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Dad: "You know how to deal with stress don't you? Just like a dog.. piss all over the place and t...
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Me: Hey, mom, I was thinking... Mom: Stop doing that.
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Mom: It sure does get dark when the sun goes down
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*while cracking eggs* Mom: "It's gonna be okay, little yolk. I'm sorry you didn't become a chick...
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Me (after Dad complained about me always being on the computer): I talk to you! Mum: Yes, too mu...
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(talking about soccer balls) Me: Look,the balls need to get cleaned before bed. Dad: Your mothe...
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