BlueBird1208

‎-After my boyfriend folded the laundry and cleaned the bathroom- Me: Sammy the house elf. Mom:...

Mom: who ate the bananas in the fridge?! Me: I did. Why? Mom: I was gonna make a pie with it! ...

(Whilst watching a cooking program on TV) Mum: That's what I want to do, move to Scotland and fa...

grandma: how are you feeling today??? Me: i still have a pain. It comes and goes. Grandma: are ...

(Talking about New York Ink) Dad: People walk into that tattoo place and try to be all deep abou...