Bluekittycat279's Favorites
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Mom: So was it a date? Me: I don't know. Dad: You coy bitch. You know, we hate people like you.
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Mom: Ya, who was the idiot that came up with double beds? Me: I know right? Mom: You gotta figu...
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Mom: I really get a kick out of capyberas! Me:...? Mom: Well you know.. they'd look just like l...
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(Nomming on a carrot) Brother: Deeper, deeper, oh yeah! (laughing at me) Me: Shut up! Mom: OH!...
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