The latest from Blutzucker
(Me and my Sister fighting in church) Dad: STOP THAT YOU'RE PISSING OFF GOD.
Me: Mom, I'm too old to give you a kiss goodbye! Mom: I pushed you out my vag! Now give me a kiss! Dad: Yeah son, you ruined it the least you can do is give your mom a kiss.
Mom: Why would your cousin wear a strapless wedding dress when she has "69" tattooed on her chest?! Me: Mom, that's the symbol for Pisces. Mom: You mean I just explained to your aunt what 69 is for no reason??
(After grabbing a beer) Dad stops in the middle of the room, kicks forward, then back, spins around then says... "It IS what its all about" Me: What? Dad: The Hokey Pokey... (drinks Beer)
