Banana's Crazy Mom Said

Mom: Why would your cousin wear a strapless wedding dress when she has "69" tattooed on her chest?! Me: Mom, that's the symbol for Pisces. Mom: You mean I just explained to your aunt what 69 is for no reason??
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