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Dad (Reading the news): 1000 Blackbirds dropped dead from the sky in America today... Mum: Only ...

After being randomly attacked by my mother Me: Mom! You stabbed me in the head! Mom: Sorry, I w...

Mom: I'll accept an illegitimate grandchild before I'll let you bring an illiterate boyfriend int...

Mom: I'm sorry I can't hear you I don't have my glasses on

Me: I read that in Florida, alligators eat people's dogs! That's so sad! I know it wouldn't be as...

(Mom playing Black Ops and petting the dog.) Mom: Alright puppy. Go lay down, I have to kill.

Me: I'm going to take a shower. Grandpa: Don't get wet!

Mom:I LOVE bambi! Me:I've never seen that film. Mom:...What was the point in giving birth to you?

Dad: At my age if you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you might be dead.

Mom: It sure does get dark when the sun goes down