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If you happen to work at Pizza Hut, don't turn around too quickly when carrying the pizza to a table. It'll fly off the tray frisbee-style and people will laugh at you.

Despite the fact that you're in a rush in the morning, check to see whether that pile of scarves on your floor that you're bringing in for your acting class has a bra hidden in the middle. Even though there are only other girls and gay guys in your class, it will still be VERY embarrassing when it falls on the floor. #LFMF

If you like to wear slippers around the house in the morning, for the love of God remember to take them off before you leave. Especially if you're going to a job interview. You will figure it out approximately three seconds after you walk into the lobby.

If you decide to dry-shave your legs, do not immediately go for a long walk on a hot day. The sweat will cause brutal rashes. LFMF.

If you can't sleep, don't turn on the TV. If you do, don't watch a documentary on bedbugs . . . You will start to itch uncontrollably.

Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.

The top of the toilet tank is not the best place to put your cell while in the shower. It will ring, and vibrate itsself into the toilet bowl.

If you just cut your gums really bad while flossing, reconsider using mouthwash afterwards

Do not turn on the mixer when you are trying to lick off the icing. It may seem like a good idea in theory, but its not. #LFMF

Whenever your female friend has a bulge in her stomach, never comment on her "enormous food baby". Having her boyfriend two feet away doesn't help.

Did you know you cannot gargle honey? You can however, violently choke on it. #LFMF