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If you happen to work at Pizza Hut, don't turn around too quickly when carrying the pizza to a ta...

Despite the fact that you're in a rush in the morning, check to see whether that pile of scarves ...

If you like to wear slippers around the house in the morning, for the love of God remember to tak...

If you decide to dry-shave your legs, do not immediately go for a long walk on a hot day. The swe...

If you can't sleep, don't turn on the TV. If you do, don't watch a documentary on bedbugs . . . Y...

Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.

The top of the toilet tank is not the best place to put your cell while in the shower. It will ri...

If you just cut your gums really bad while flossing, reconsider using mouthwash afterwards

Do not turn on the mixer when you are trying to lick off the icing. It may seem like a good idea ...

Whenever your female friend has a bulge in her stomach, never comment on her "enormous food baby"...

Did you know you cannot gargle honey? You can however, violently choke on it. #LFMF