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  • If your niece has a bottle of mustard, and is trying to smell the mustard, do not squeeze the bot...
  • When you get home from buying a five pound bag of flour, make sure to put it away as soon as you ...
  • When falling asleep with your boyfriend for the first time, ask if he does anything in his sleep....
  • Look around you before you ask your toddler, "Is your belly hungry?" There might be a giant fat g...
  • Never put an even slightly damp hand into the freezer compartment of a vintage fridge. Your hand ...
  • When watching the Matrix with your 8 yr old nephew for the first time, don't try to convince him...
  • if a guy tells you he "kinda likes feet" pay attention - or else your first kiss might immediatel...

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