Bwabbit

So today, I was walking through the hallway at school to get to my next class. Walking the opposi...

(When I was about six, my dad took out a sumac tree in the back yard) Me: Are you going to leave...

Stopped at the Starbucks in Krogers (a grocery store) for a coffee. The barista, easily in her 70...

(My little brother ran into a grumpy old man at the train station.) Brother: Sorry... Old man: ...

(On my coming out) Dad: Oh dammit, you're sure? Me: Yeah. Dad: You've slept with a woman and y...