Calless's Favorites
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Mom: The pudding knows your secrets. It sees what you did there. Me: Mom, we don't have any pudd...
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Dad: "Insane people have the best ideas. Sometimes."
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Me: Dad, who do I look like more, you or Mom? Dad: You look like the hobo who gave you to us.
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(After really long text from mom) Me: Fine Mom: That long note I wrote you and all I get back i...
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